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crust fund

Street trash crust punk who could has chosen to be homeless for the image when they could easily ask mommy and daddy for money when they need it.
These fucking crust fund babies are begging when they have money! Get a job!
by Carl W. Crust October 5, 2017
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Crust Bucket

Someone that hasn't wiped there butt in a while.
That person is a crust bucket.

Whats up crust bucket.
by TonyL January 16, 2006
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Crust of love

It's when you cum on someone's face in the late evening when your lover (or really good friend) is sleeping. Then when he/she wakes up in the morning he/she will wake up with the crust of love.
"Did you like my crust of love this morning?"
by homeless geoff January 14, 2013
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crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief
If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!
by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004
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crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza
Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
by terd ferguson February 16, 2005
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Tit Crust

The oversized bacterial fungous growing on and around the female breast, usually caused by extremely overweight females that cannot get to those tight areas with the soap, for
more info please contact Imran, his mom is very experienced with it.
I was going down on Imran's mom but then I suddenly noticed a crust buildup around her titties. I screamed out "Tit Crust" and ran out the door and hauled ass home. Man that was some scary shit.
by Imran Bob Carr December 28, 2005
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pie crust

The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.
"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."
by Jaggerjack October 14, 2007
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