sunnyvale coffee bean

bring your gf in a dumpster and fuck her then pop a chancre in her ass then make her eat it then make out w/ her then spit it in her vagina then hit her over the head with a coffee mug...dumb bitch

dude this chick pissed me off so i took her out back and gave her a sunnyvale coffee bean...she thought it was erotic

by jorDANick November 11, 2008

mr coffee

the act of urination during intercorce

i gave he the mr coffee last night

by curtis lewis October 18, 2006

Black coffee

Black coffee is black money that you earn illegally

Do you have a job?
Yea I make black coffee

by Ham der January 1, 2016

Coffee Lock

1.a huge fucking homo lock who blows his dad's cock.

2.a dildo loving cocaine whore.

3.a flaming ass monkey.

Related words: faggot, queer, homo

You look like a coffee lock with those pink short shorts on Steve.

by wtfnoobfan June 9, 2004

Coffee Grounds

The act of shoving ones asshole into a sleeping person with chocolate syrup inside your asshole, as you sit on the person you release your asshole and slowly dip the chocolate syrup into them.

God damn that Coffee grounds we gave cam last night made me laugh so hard!

by Alex weeks July 25, 2007

coffee slut

A woman who forces all the matches she finds on dating sites and considers dating to first meet over coffee to complete the preliminary interview process.

She was such a cute, blue-eyed blond in her profile pic. Yet, she looked so much older when we met and the coffee slut finally admitted that the photo was way more than five years old when it was taken.

by stlsrching May 6, 2011

coffee filter

The african american teabag

Ron Artest coffee filtered that careless NBA fan really bad, nigger.

by lemmy is god November 26, 2004