Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023

Center yard

Center yards do not exist
Sofia

Would you quit saying there's a center yard at my school- it's a legit courtyard.

by Yourmom3577324534677531 March 2, 2023

cantada

Used as a replacement for " That Canadian Can't Do It "

Person 1: Hey dude, Cantada!
Person 2: Oh, yeah!

by an Oklahoma March 7, 2023

Cent An

1) When you’re playing a sport and you send it in 100%

2) A romantic term

Rick is going to cent an in this rivalry game to help win

by Ruptured Salmi March 29, 2023

Cantaloupe

A regular .PNG image that was given a meme status by a certain content creator

Streamer: *accidentally shows something embarrassing/weird on stream*
Streamer: AAAAAA-*cuts stream into an image of cantaloupe while low quality music plays*

by GlueNumber1 April 8, 2023

centech

A short term for "censorship technician" refers to an individual who is responsible for monitoring and restricting the flow of information in a society. The centechs are employed by authoritarian regimes and corporations to control the narrative and suppress dissenting voices.

The centech in the government was working overtime to censor any information that went against their narrative.

by Type2GenomeManiac April 14, 2023

Cantankerous

An old, cranky, and all around grumpy man. Usually named Tim.

Megan: Jesus, I wish there was a word to describe Tim.

Jason: Yeah, he's very cantankerous.

by fastintegra90 April 22, 2023