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Carpetburn

When one sneezes and farts at the same exact moment, causing a dragging burning sensation of the asshole.
The Carpetburn caused Sally to scream and drop to her knees.
by Nortch Wiggler June 12, 2022
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carpet house

by ohmylolly98 June 15, 2022
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carpet splunking

Ah shiiittt, Hunter's looking to rock up! He's carpet splunking again!
by anonymous July 21, 2022
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Carpet

Just a lame individual, and you know what else? 90% of the time they are an npc.
Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.
by SuDaniel of Queensberry July 31, 2022
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Carpet Cleaner

An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.

Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022
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Carpet Streeting

Carpet Streeting is when an individual or multiple individuals cover one or multiple streets with carpets borrowed by stores. The term was coined by Thomas van Luyn a contestant on the Dutch TV show "Wie is de Mol" in episode 8 task "Carpet Diem"
We are attempting the world record for carpet streeting
by MolFan October 9, 2022
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Carpet Streeting

Carpet Streeting: When an individual or multiple fully cover a street with carpets borrowed by stores in the street.
The term was first coined by Thomas van Luyn on a Dutch TV show named "Wie is de Mol?" In Season 22, episode 8, task "Carpet Diem".
We are attempting the world record for carpet streeting
by MolFan October 9, 2022
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