crust dust 

When the skidmarks on your underwear dry out and start flaking off, turning into dust. It happens when people do not wipe up well after going to the bathroom, and when they do not change their underwear frequently.

I haven't changed my underwear in six weeks and now I think I'm starting to see some crust dust coming out of my pant leg.

crust dust by Chigglywiggly December 7, 2009

crust fund 

Street trash crust punk who could has chosen to be homeless for the image when they could easily ask mommy and daddy for money when they need it.

These fucking crust fund babies are begging when they have money! Get a job!

crust fund by Carl W. Crust October 5, 2017

Crust Bucket 

Someone that hasn't wiped there butt in a while.

That person is a crust bucket.

Whats up crust bucket.

Crust Bucket by TonyL January 16, 2006

Crust of love 

It's when you cum on someone's face in the late evening when your lover (or really good friend) is sleeping. Then when he/she wakes up in the morning he/she will wake up with the crust of love.

"Did you like my crust of love this morning?"

Crust of love by homeless geoff January 14, 2013

crap on a crust 

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief

If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!

crap on a crust by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004

crap on crust 

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza

Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.

crap on crust by terd ferguson February 16, 2005

Tit Crust 

The oversized bacterial fungous growing on and around the female breast, usually caused by extremely overweight females that cannot get to those tight areas with the soap, for
more info please contact Imran, his mom is very experienced with it.

I was going down on Imran's mom but then I suddenly noticed a crust buildup around her titties. I screamed out "Tit Crust" and ran out the door and hauled ass home. Man that was some scary shit.

Tit Crust by Imran Bob Carr December 28, 2005