Immortal Champagne

When you get so drunk that it seems like the champagne bottle isn't emptying.

Matt: OMG, THIS CHAMPAGNE IS NEVER ENDING
Dylan: iMMORTAL cHAMPAGNE!!!

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

Blue champ

Someone who can take a blue whale penis like a champ

José Blanco was voted as the blue champ of the elephant parade.

by Dikes, John May 6, 2015

swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.

You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.

by digital_poi January 13, 2016

platinum champion

A rich person who actually uses their wealth to make other people's lives better. They may or may not live in modest homes, but they do fund charities, buy practical gifts for the poor and encourage other rich people to do the same. According to Hollywood, these people are rarer than dragons.

Ever since Dave won the lottery, he's become a platinum champion! He helped pay for my daughter's medical bills and we've never even met before yesterday!

by garbagemountain January 15, 2016

The Champagne Bottle

A sex move in which just prior to ejaculation, a thumb is placed over the tip of the penis causing the ejaculate to move explosively, much like that of a champagne bottle after its shaken.

Usually used after a particularly unlikely sexual encounter that one might count as a "victory" or in other celebratory circumstances such as New Years orr Birthdays.

"Had sex with the cute cheerleader last night. Was such a victory that I had to use The Champagne Bottle!"

by Uncomfortably_Ginger November 26, 2016

amy champion

When someone is sexy af and no one can take it.
They literally just look at you and you feel like Bacon because there that smokin.

She tried to be an amy champion but she was too slutty

by Cashmeoutsidehowaboutdah February 1, 2017

Shiva Champ

When you are better than everyone else in the league

Your shiva champ has arrived

by Hand down man down August 15, 2017