pumello boobs

Breasts that are slightly supple, yet too firm to be any fun. They could possibly bruise you.

Shit, I was boning this hoe, and one of her pumello boobs gave me a black eye!

by Alphonse Klondike March 29, 2010

Boob Pretzel

when you bite off the bottom peace of a pretzel and turn it upside down.

That pretzel looks like some tits. woah. boob pretzel.

by jhanny November 29, 2016

Mardi-Boob

Naked boobies that come out at Mardi-Gras

Someone who flashes boobs randomly in public as if they were drunk at Mardi-Gras

We gone drive down Nawlins' way see some Mardi-Boob, yeehaww!!!

by Karfentanil February 17, 2021

Boob Bass

When you sit your head back in a girl's chest and she pumps her breasts in between your ears like a bass speaker...

Anthony had the best boob bass experience in Taylor's tits

by TayterTot107 March 3, 2021

museum boobs

when your wife/girlfriend has a baby and is breast feeding. Boobs are full and beautiful, but she won't let you touch them

How's the wife after having the new baby? She is great, and her boobs look amazing, but I can't touch them they are museum boobs.

by thecoopermanning December 6, 2017

boob straw

A woman's nipple

Look at the boob straws on that one!

by pirates-running-amok April 18, 2019

boob dude

A dude that is particularly fond of women's honkers

Guy 1: "Yo, are you a boob dude or a thigh guy?"
Guy 2: "I'm a boob dude bro"
Guy 1: "Awesome man"

by Burnedcake August 14, 2020