slurp off

Fellatio. A blowjob. Suck off.

"I'm hard as a diamond; I need a slurp off."

"That girls gonna slurp me off."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

Clear off!

Get lost.

Oi! Clear off you lot!

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

Beige Off

A competition in which more than one individual wears as much beige as possible in a failed attempt to match.

In a Beige Off there are not always knowing participants; however there are always judges.

Shawn easily won the beige off at work today. He even had on a beige cloth belt from his Boy Scout days.

by Jamark March 5, 2010

Fresh off

Fresh off refers to the feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after smoking marijuana.

Shit, we walked into the dinner fresh off after smoking a blunt on the drive over.

by Matthew Pepe and Daniel Bone August 8, 2006

batting off

Male masturbation, the greatest dicovery known to men.

I love batting off at school.

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 18, 2005

flick off

miffy's incorrect version of "flip off" which is to stick someone's middle finger at someone to tell them "fuck you".

miffy flicked off dang and he just laughed at her because she looked dumb.

by roo January 24, 2004

Jacking Off

What a guy will do as often as possible.

My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.

by Derpherpderpistan February 10, 2013