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Barbeque Wife

A woman that can pour a beer and grill a burger perfectly.
Ex:
1. Jane poured that beer perfectly, what a barbeque wife.
2. Look at Mary grill those burgers... I wanna make her my barbeque wife.
by TapArtist July 8, 2010
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barbequeer

a gay pride rally involving steak, usually cooked on an outdoor grill.
yesterday i went to the wildest barbequeer
by joey rosano November 3, 2010
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Barbecuesday

Implying that every Tuesday is an outdoor party or picnic at which barbecued food is served. A mix of the words barbecue and Tuesday.
Are you going to Barbecuesday this week?

Yeeeeeaaah! I have Tuesday off!
by BJDS October 31, 2011
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Barbeau

A Barbeau is a person that is always incredibly vague in all aspects of his life.

A Barbeau can also be incredibly rude without realizing it, but most of the time he knows exactly what extent of rudeness he is projecting without giving a single shit. In fact, a Barbeau absolutely loves creating uneasiness amongst his folks.
A Barbeau usually has a 5-year-old type of humor.
He can easily be very condescending and mean towards you for no reason.
A Barbeau also loves bikes a little too much. It's usually this weird obsession that makes everyone uneasy.
1: What are you doing tonight?
2: Stuff
1: Stop being such a fucking Barbeau

1: I just got fired from my job
2: You deserved it. You were probably terrible at your job. You boss probably had a bunch of good reasons to fire you
1: Shut the fuck up Barbeau

1: My bike... My precious bike... nO DO No t tOUCH it!!!!!!! My baby my precious baby bike.,...
2: What the fuck is wrong with you Barbeau

1: You're really....... Ugly!! *laughs and runs away*
2: What a Barbeau
by dickfest May 16, 2016
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make some babies

by more to follow April 20, 2018
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daddy's got his babies

Usually this is said by a crazy girlfriend who is in desperate need to become pregnant, so she resorts to wrapping her legs around you to try and stop you from pulling out. If this happens to you immediately end the relationship as a CUM REVENGE is imminent to happen, a cum revenge is when you cum on your girlfriends stomach and out of revenge for you cumming in their mouth they pull your open mouth to the cum forcing you to eat it.
Simpup: Man this crazy hoe said, "daddy's got his babies" to me last night when we were fucking.
Everyone: Did you pull out?
Simpup: Nah I just let it happen
Everyone: Thats crazy
Simpup: Yeah shes also had CUM REVENGE on me too.
Everyone: FUCKING RUN!
by BALLSACKBOYSBROTHER December 4, 2019
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Burping the Babies

After a man has finished ejaculating, he squeezes the last bit of sperm out of his dick and slaps himself on the ass a few times to make sure it all comes out.
Austin: I been so lonely lately I’ve been burping the babies every night.

Logan: L
by KarstensMomIsStacy February 11, 2021
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