tactically retarded

People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
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Living Retardism

Emo Used HM01 is retarded , thats is all
A more complicated way of saying he is retarded
Squirrel says "Emo your the definition of Living Retardism"
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Retarding force

More than one person with autism or any other nuerodisability coming at each other for a simultaneous meltdown.
Those guys were a retarding force to be reckoned with...
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Retarded friends

gay toxic friend group that have zero loyalty and dignity
Person 1: Go with your retarded friends
Person 2: Fine
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Rape a retard

A term used to show great frustration.
Not litterally referring to having sex with a mentally retarded person against their will.
"Man... You failed ANOTHER English quiz? At this rate you're going to fail."

"Yeah I know. I just want to rape a retard!"

"I hear ya, man"
by The Guv`nor December 05, 2007
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Fucking Retard

An award given annually to a person who exemplifies a humungous amount of Faggotry. This year awarded to Avi DuBois.
by andy November 26, 2003
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Retard Factory

A group which all stupid stock brokers are placed into, so they can float around in each others retardedness. After dealing with a retard factory, one generally feels frustrated and jipped, as their time slips through the hands of incompetent retards right in front of them.

A place where retards are manufactured; purely to make our lives colourful, and rage-filled.
Stupid broker: ":Sure, I will transfer you right away to the people you need to speak to.. provided you dont mind being screwed round for a few minutes talking to charity workers, margin lenders, atleast 3 different switchboard people, the easter bunny and some guy who doesnt know what a stock is :)"
Not-so-stupid broker: "IM SO SICK OF THIS RETARD FACTORY!" *stabs post-it note*
by speth January 25, 2008
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