an excuse made by desperate girls after having a sexual encounter with an ugly boy. the "3-9-1" describes their level of hottness on a scale from one to ten.
3: when you first meet them
9: the desperate point during the encounter
1: when you see them after
3: when you first meet them
9: the desperate point during the encounter
1: when you see them after
girl 1: did you do the nasty with him?
girl 2: eww yes.
girl 1: actually?
girl 2: yaa, i had a total 3-9-1
girl 2: eww yes.
girl 1: actually?
girl 2: yaa, i had a total 3-9-1
by jomilia November 27, 2010
Your girlfriend's ring-piece is like a 9 volt battery. You spend too long looking at it and you're going to want to stick your tongue on it.
by RoryGalway February 12, 2010
by C. Santos January 07, 2009
Final Fantasy 9 gave reference to Josef (FF2), Garland, and the town of Cornelia, just to say the least.
by Bravely Folk December 18, 2003
Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test
Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross
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Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross
dug eatin' beans whippet breaves midnight roast hog spit egg sandwitch
by tonyrums December 09, 2009
most toxic thing on planet earth
commonly found spending 69 hours a day playing fortnite boattle royale
commonly found spending 69 hours a day playing fortnite boattle royale
9 year old: OMG fuck shit cunt die motherfucker goddam die you useless bitch why wont you die omg i play fortnite and i have no braincells fuck shit dick ass
me: pulls out the child reppelent
me: pulls out the child reppelent
by just_a_normal_idiot September 03, 2021
When you're walking down the street and you see a chick with some rockin tits that literally make you turn your head and consider walking behind her just in case you get another glimpse. Those tits are 9 Volts.
She looked totally flat but when she took her shirt off all of a sudden she had a perfect pair of 9 volts!
by taquitodefunk80085 September 13, 2009