Vowel Tits

An accurate measuring scale on grading the female breasts from smallest to largest; from the smallest tats, to the largest tuts.

"Man, she got them mosquito bite tats. Initial level of Vowel tits."

"She's got and nice rounded, good handful tots. Intermediate level of Vowel tits"

"Those milk filled utters she got. Them tuts need to get on my face. End of the line level of Vowel tits."

by Grublets on Ice August 26, 2013

TikTok Tits

A girl with huge tits who may or may not use TikTok

"Yo did u see Sara's tits?!"
"Yea bro, she has TikTok tits!"

by Dexter2.2 October 29, 2019

Helment tits

When yo nips cover 95% of yo tit

Day chick got them helment tits right there

by Conrad420 May 30, 2018

Tit-Constipation

When you can feel the milk coming up to your breast but it won't come out. Similar to regular constipation but for your boobs (men can get this if they really want to).

Person 1 "I was trying to feed my baby the other day but the milk wouldn't come out"
Person 2 "Fucking hell you've got Tit-Constipation"
Person 1 "FUCK!!!"

by LiamMorgan4MVP March 2, 2015

shapla tits

these are the breasts of larger women who over display them in curry house's

fuck me have you seen the shapla tits on her!

by nould & smith January 12, 2010

Tit Fiend

Moniker given to people who obsess over tits to the extreme. Usually, these people will see tits out of every object possible and if not, they will make adjustments so that there can be tits.

Guy 1: THOSE LIGHTS LOOK LIKE TITS! AND THOSE CUPCAKES LOOK LIKE TITS! AND THAT DOORKNOB LOOKS LIKE A TIT!

Guy 2: Man, you're a tit fiend.

by Axe Lord January 1, 2010

Bin tits

Tits that sag more than 10cm but less than 30cm and have dinner plate sized ariolas.

Check out her bin tits, I wouldnt fuck her but id still blow the back of her throat out

Hey Gazza!, Check out them droopy bin tits!

No way, I'm not motorboating those in tits

by ox box January 18, 2016