Destroy Dick December

A challenge made to use up all the built-up nut from No Nut November, in which you nut 1 time on the first day of December, 2 times on the second day, 3 times on the third, so on.

Destroy Dick December participant: NUTTTTT

by Inquisitive Walnut October 26, 2019

Shut your dick

An expression meaning to "shut the fuck up" or to stifle your diarrhea mouth.

Nick: " I just really can't believe your bitch girlfriend is such a bitch because, like, she's so rude and is such a bitch, and ...(blah, blah, blah).

Blake: " Dude, keep your mouth off my woman!"

Nick: " I'm sorry but it's just like, she's such a bitch and , like, I just wanna tell her she sucks...(blah, blah, blah).

Blake: " Dude, SHUT YOUR DICK!!!"

by MissSwitch August 12, 2016

lord tickle dicks

A name you give a guy friend who likes to touch other guys dicks for fun.

Look it's lord tickle dicks

by avagadro September 20, 2016

dick stuck in a toaster

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017

Daily dick december

Must give your girl dick every day in december

Girl, are you celebrating daily dick december

by KathrynMack November 11, 2018

Destroyed By Dick December

An equivalent event to Destroy Your Dick December wherein you must get fucked an amount of times equal to the day of the month.

"I need to have sex one more time today so I can keep up with Destroyed By Dick December."

by DuckOnVacation November 6, 2018

big dick lounging

the act of chilling with a black and mild, rolling rock, and 1 leg inclined at an upward position

"What are you doing?"
"Just big dick lounging"
"Did you see Rotan? He was just straight big dick lounging with that black, rock, and completely relaxed position."

by Rotanansson March 20, 2010