rotten dick syndrome

knob rott basicaly

wanna make love?
sorry, my dick has rotted off

by Ali P March 15, 2004

dick cheese

cheese wiz put on penis after porno party and not washed off. If used as a prank, put on peice of toast and give to friend and say its cheese toast OR semen left on penis after masturbating or sex and not washed off

Hey dude, i have some toast for you, it's cheese toast....mmmmmm! OR ewwww honey, wash that dick cheese off!!

by galen p January 2, 2008

suck my dick

1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.

1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"

by Blueknightess March 24, 2005

spit on my dick

to ruin someones good time

"I was having a great day until Jim came over and clogged up my toilet, he totally spit on my dick."
sarcastic "thanks for spitting all over my dick"

by Snakes on a Zane January 10, 2009

Gay dick sex

When two or more guys, make sex.
With dicks.

Wow, I was watching porn the other day, and there was lots of gay dick sex.

by x_xherx_x June 23, 2006

knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

white nigga dick

When a white boy has a dick with the volume, mass and robustness of a black dick.

"That guy has such a white nigga dick! "

by J to the Me February 26, 2018