platonic pick up artist

A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would

The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

Jack up your heater

Finger or jacking off to make you warmer!

You should go jack up your heater to stay warm!

by Tracie and Raquel December 21, 2008

shape up or ship out

Be good or go away. Can be used as a retort to being called a 'fishwife'

boyfriend: i'm so sorry
girlfriend: you better shape up or ship out

by sconbon April 11, 2007

When I Grow Ups

The "When I Grow Ups"

Common affliction suffered by young adults between years 20-25 of life.

During this time frame, they realize that they are now at a sufficient age where they shouldn't be aspiring to grow up and become something, but actually should be it by now.

Thus suffering the "When I Grow Ups", as they've gotten older, yet never really grown up.

The beat ass stripper at Mens Gallery had been dancing since she was 18; now, at 25 and with no serious career prospects, she realized she had a severe case of the "When I Grow Ups"

by Maddi H February 19, 2009

dick up his cunt

Guy throwing a fit like a little girl

chris didnt take that joke very well. He really had his dick up his cunt.

by Tonythetiler November 18, 2017

I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.

Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 12, 2021

pick-up truck

Two in the front, while leaving a full load in the back.

Charlie picked up a girl named Shelly at the club last night...and wanted to give her a Rusty Shower but she asked him to give her a pick-up truck instead...

by ear me now April 4, 2010