Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...

*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

................

by Hym Iam September 27, 2020

coppa dan is the man

Used in sarcasm to define small town police officers

Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine

Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man

by Tobeamilfistoliveaneasylife October 21, 2020

Big man

Isabel

Wow is that big man isabel

by Dracos whore October 21, 2020

grizzly man hoop

An incredibly hairy male ass hole

Fuck me thats one grizzly man hoop

by GhostPooper98 October 21, 2020

Cheese Man

A fucking hypocrite

Man, BMTS is so corrupted because its owner is a Cheese Man

by Some Random Bird Thing October 21, 2020

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020

man crackin

Mouth full of dishsoap, crack their butt with a wooden spoon

Keep talking filth, and you're gonna get a man cracking

by scorcharific October 24, 2020