Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

by Demolition5 February 3, 2012

Zoey

She is a sweet and fun girl to be around. She will be on YouTube or texting with her friends in her spare time. She is also a very creative person. Norhing stands in her way. Her strengths are chocolate, cats, and friendship. Her weeknesses are being alone, self doubt, and maybe a rollercoaster if she is not careful...
The only way you can get on her bad side is if you stab her in the back or make a mean comment about her. Getting on her good side? Nobody know, it just happens...

"Isn't Zoey so sweet? She gave me that look on her face you know?"

by WafflezCatz December 6, 2017

Zoenuts

A Tiktok ''cult'' of 8 year old kids joking about sex even if they are that young

''Damn that zoenuts cult is getting on my nerves!

by Animalcrossingislife June 29, 2020

zoey

A WONDERFUL PERSON. She can be super crazy when you piss her off tho! But shes all around amazing, funny , and cool. And she LOVES cats!!!

omg Zoey is soooo GREAT
Holly shit you dont wanna piss off Zoey.

by SKITTLES!!!!! May 5, 2018

zoee

perfect, beautiful, kind. has the type of personality that makes you want to be around her all day. beautiful blue eyes, gorgeous lips. you can't help thinking about her all day. if you ever date a zoee you immediately realize that she's the one you want to be with forever, even after you die and are chillin in heaven. she is a free-spirit with a gentle soul. who couldn't love her? she's the definition of perfect.

Guy 1: Wow Zoee is beautiful!

Guy 2: I know right? too bad she's dating kain

Guy 3: fml! she is so perfect! damn him

by kstewart94 January 13, 2012

Zoezor

The Zoezor is a very elusive creature, coming out of hiding only to feed on its diet of Cheez-Its and orange soda. It is friends with way too many Nicks and likes anything purple. Zoezor also enjoys watching Chowder and has the tendency to call people whores.

Ohmygawd, did you see that Zoezor over there? It was totally stealing that bottle of Sunkist.

by ZoeInTheSkyWithDiamonds April 1, 2010

zoey

A zoey is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is kind, loving, and very honest. A zoey has the biggest heart you will ever see. She is beautiful, but she doesnt think so. A zoey thinks lowly of herself even when others are in love with her. She is an excellent girlfriend and if you do let her leave you, you will regret it. She is normally a dirty blonde, i know mine is, skinny and gorgeous with the most amazing smile.

wow i cant believe you got zoey to go out with you, shes beautiful

by hunt 4 life October 15, 2018