i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021

Tees Wife

A woman who is stunning , beautiful and just something about her that keeps you entrigued! She’s like a magnet for good luck , Love and Lust. She makes her man look and feel like the Most powerful Man on Earth. Tees Wife is the noblest Enigma .

Yo Tees Wife is Bad asf bro!

Tees Wife is so magnetic , I just wanna be around her !

….Yo Tee is so Lucky to have a Wife her she’s a total Peach .

by BeachBaeShorty February 16, 2022

wife pussy

A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.

But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.

by Iri June 17, 2024

play wife

Someone who plays house with a play husband. A unofficial couple with no rules or regulations

He stays in a house with his play wife.

by James48212 June 4, 2024

i left my wife

a Shit Posting Discord Sever that uses the N word And that im in
-White Lily Cookie on discord
And thanks for coming to my Ted talk ladies and gentelmen

Blackc and white people in the server:NAGA
Me:shitposting In I left My wife

by Chocolate da cat April 7, 2024

Wife

A woman who steals money from men after gaining there trust in marriage

My, wife you’ve stolen all the money!

by Seventhstud January 24, 2022