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White Blanderson

A very white person who is really boring and has no friends. They are very boring people who just in life to work.
Chuck, "Yo we got a White Blanderson over there."
Frank, "Damn yea he's whiter than a snowstorm!"
by TheWhiteMan123 December 13, 2012
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Charles Whitely

A somewhat statuasc man with a stern mustache and a though upper lip whom sings joyfull hyms to his students as he proceeds about his lesson. He is also a man whom is confused for a turkish KEYbab fanatic.
by Patana Student September 8, 2010
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Nick White

Despite his generic name, a Nick White is anything but normal. At an embaressing four foot one inch a Nick White can easily walk through a crowd of people by effortlessly strolling between their legs as he is rarely taller than anyone's crotch. A Nick White can most commonly be seen accompanied by two young boys as he strolls around school, hands in pockets in his oversized green sleeved Polo Shirt trailing on the ground. Nick Whites ego can usually be felt whenever he enters a buildings due to the fact he is a prefect. However it is known that this accolade was given to him for achieving the thiccst ass on record. When not accompanied by his young boys Nick White is at the gym squatting to maintain his ass mass. Nick Whites ego is only reduced when he is in the presence of a bearded six foot eight inch tall Persian Man. When this occurs Nick White is usually seen begging for forgiveness for playing the worst sport hockey.
Did you see her ass, she's Nick White thicc.
by ♿boosting June 14, 2020
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white cobra

A massive white penis that’s feared by many
Damn did you the white cobra on Joshua it’s bigger than the black mamba.
by BeardedHero December 18, 2017
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white fog

When ur about to cum put ur dick up to her eyes and jizz in her eyes
That one babe down the street was suckin my cock and i gave her some "white fog."
by christo488 November 5, 2010
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Jake (White)

Jake White is a popular slang term for bisexual aliens who act like they’re not bisexual. Most people really dislike people who act like Jake White. They all hate them but Jake White never realises.
Oh my god I him so much!”
“Yeah he’s a lot like Jake (white). He’s definitely bisexual. I hate people like that.)
by notwaleed August 30, 2023
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White Crystal

A crystal filled with cum to be worn as jewelry.
"Hey, I made this white crystal for you." - some perv.
by ItsGD September 2, 2019
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