Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

Cheese touch

A thing not gam

cheese touch
i had my fingers crossed lol

by 'fewfb April 12, 2022

Touch money!

term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.

"A'ght main, take care! Touch money!"

by Brandaids May 7, 2021

tazmanian-touch

The sense of vigorously touching ones booty without identity being seen.

I was on the train one day when an African male ('bout 6'4 with dreds and air force ones) Tazmanian-touched me to the point of orgasm!

by shiken August 7, 2014

touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022

dont touch my facue

This was a phrase said by J-hope when they we're going on L.A and they needed to speak English when it was Jimin's turn he said "ssshh" with his index finger on his mouth when he said that some of Jimin's saliva went on Hobi's face and he said "DoNt ToUcH mY fAcUe" cuz of course Jimin's smol finger was dirty bc of his saliva, also its face not facue but back then they werent really fluent much in english so it sounded like "facue"...

H: How are u?
Y: Ssshh im sleeping...
*tries to hug H*
H: No No No
H: Dont touch my facue
Y: whatevah..

by anonymous October 5, 2020

The Benta Touch

When someone is so naturally good at fixing things that it seems supernatural. This could be fixing cars, computers, art pieces, etc. this is very similar to when your mom tells you where something is and you go exactly to that spot and it isn’t there but then she goes to that exact spot and somehow finds it. Imagine if Khaby lame did what he did except for extremely complicated tasks. Imagine yourself trying to do something that you could swear is at difficulty 10 and then someone comes over and does immediately with hardly any issue at all, then you’re left there head scratching because you have no idea how they made it seem so simple.

Mike: “man I just can’t seem to get this weld right it’s like the welder is broken or something.”

Benta who has half as much experience: “All you gotta do is weld it”

*Benta then proceeds to weld an entire fence together with a broken welder*

Mike: Wow he really has The Benta Touch.
Or
Mike: Wow you really have that welder The Benta Touch

by Joseph 0716 April 5, 2023