by ToOlz22 January 8, 2009
Get the tool mug.Someone that thinks they're cool or funny. One that tries to hang around with a group, thinking theyre all friends, when everyone hates him. Someone that tries adding on to jokes but just turns up as a buzzkill. Someone that everyone likes playing pranks on, but doesn't realize it and still tries to act like a friend, even after you tell him how much you hate them. and yeah, i know a few.
tool: "Sup."
anti-tool:"Dude grow a pair. You know i hate you."
tool: "Sup."
anti-tool1 eats a hamburger. or burrito. or something.
anti-tool1: "It's too juicy."
anti-tool2: "that's what she said"
everyone laughs.
tool: "It looks thick too."
everyone stops laughing.
anti-tool:"Dude grow a pair. You know i hate you."
tool: "Sup."
anti-tool1 eats a hamburger. or burrito. or something.
anti-tool1: "It's too juicy."
anti-tool2: "that's what she said"
everyone laughs.
tool: "It looks thick too."
everyone stops laughing.
by THE ANTI-PASTO March 2, 2008
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A person who is no longer classified as a tool for they are too much of a tool so instead of being a tool they are the whole toolkit.
by nosyt May 18, 2009
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jack: man those bitches on the hills are nothin' but tool magnet ...bitches.
floyd: yeah they're basically a sold out shelf of designer toolbags.
by blasterkash# July 20, 2010
Get the toolbag mug.URBAN TOOL is an Austrian label which has been creating innovative design concepts in the range of “IT-Accessories, wearable technology emotional electronics” since 2004. The company specializes in developing and marketing smart product solutions to carry personal items like e.g. cell phone, iPod, wallet or keys comfortably and close to the body in everyday life. URBAN TOOL focuses on a user-centered, unconventional and emotional approach to IT and was therefore already awarded numerous international prizes.
by URBAN TOOL June 12, 2010
Get the URBAN TOOL mug.Noun; A sexual act in which you get 2 dogs, give them nazi hats and arm bands and pay a few Russian orphans with missing limbs to dress up like clowns and let the nazi-dogs defecate all over them.
Jim: I can't believe you went to Tijuana again. How was it?
Carl: It was pretty good. I got to witness my first Pink Tool Barn...I gotta tell ya, it's something else. Good shit.
Carl: It was pretty good. I got to witness my first Pink Tool Barn...I gotta tell ya, it's something else. Good shit.
by Disdick0013 June 23, 2010
Get the Pink Tool Barn mug.Someone who spends countless hours trolling urbandictionary.com, memorizing a plethora of phrases and spends an inordinate amount of time plotting how to casually slip them into daily conversation while claiming all the credit
Kyle: Damn its a march of dimes in here homes!
Phil to Scott: Man that Kyle is such a UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool).
Phil to Scott: Man that Kyle is such a UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool).
by Bochonic July 14, 2009
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