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Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.
"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"
by Penhold July 27, 2017
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Suicide Wednesday

Suicide Wednesday. An idea originally thought up by Jaime Hall on a Tuesday afternoon in Mr.Roberts maths class. The idea was later developed in the best selling book "Alex and Ieuans best ways to kill yourself"
Person 1: What day is it?
Person2: Suicide Wednesday!!!
Person3: Why isn't Jake Paul filming then?
by Crimbo dictionary December 30, 2018
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Suicidal meme

When your friend sends you a meme, but the account is private so you can't see that shit :(
You just sent a suicidal meme.... Bitch!
by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018
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French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour
Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.
by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018
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Suicide Gangbang

To kill yourself while preforming sexual acts with multiple people
Hey did you hear about Issac doing a Suicide Gangbang last night?
by Jess6282 August 20, 2018
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suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes
You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018
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Suicide

The act of intentionally causing one's own death. The person that wants to take their own life may feel that everything is hopeless. The person may feel that they are bullied, alone and unhappy. Those are some reasons why people takes their own life. People with ADHD have higher risk of taking their own life than people without ADHD.

People having suicidal thoughts is nothing you should make fun of.

Even if you are reading this and you are suicidal, please do not suicide. There is hope. Call 1-800-273-8255, you deserve to be alive.
I'm worried about my neighbour. He has not been normal for over a half year and it is making me feel bad. It seems like he just wants to commit suicide. I don't know what to do.
by UnknownDummy April 5, 2018
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