Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010

Bone Idle

Owen Roberts

Owen Roberts is bone idle

by ClassThat January 26, 2022

skype bone

To engage in sexual activity with someone via Skype.

Dan: Hey, wanna hit the bar?
Fred: Can't, gotta skype bone with Ellen tonight.

by cougarmama November 3, 2013

sike bone

A variation on the term "sike" - the immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.

Used in Nassau County, New York during the late 60's and early 70's.

I just stole your wallet...sike bone!

by Slickering November 2, 2009

Boned UTA

To have ones anus violated, fucked Up The Ass (UTA), or boned Up The Ass (UTA).

I'm boned UTA, I flunked calculus and will loose my scholarship.

by monkeytumble March 19, 2010

Snooze Bone

When you fall asleep during sex

I was fucking that bitch so hard I got a snooze bone

by Beeendeee July 11, 2019

Dry Bones

a turt that go skert

Dry Bones hit me with a fucking banana

by jaydeelife October 13, 2023