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Vans

Something that private investigators drive to spy on you dumb bitches!
Bitch you have a fleet of vans following your ass...you better watch your back.
by Howard's End!! September 27, 2018
mugGet the Vansmug.

Van

Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.
"Hey look at Van, she ugly lmao"

"Oh look it's Van, short ash"
by urhairdyemommy February 16, 2022
mugGet the Vanmug.

van zieks

a character from the great ace attorney/dai gyakuten saiban (my spelling is bad, I'm so sorry)
he is commonly headcanoned as either gay, somewhat racist or homophobic.

common ships on ao3 are :
sholmes x van zieks
ryunosuke x van zieks
and kazuma x van zieks
albert x van zieks too
yes these are all slash ships, ask ao3 users (I do use ao3 , don't ask me though)

i wrote this for fun, don't come at me if you disagree
K : hey partner, do you simp for van zieks?
R : kazuma! you know i am not a simp!
K : ........really?
by some anon user April 15, 2022
mugGet the van zieksmug.

Van Nisterism

Like racism however towards the goat van nistelrooy
What did you do with your prime van nistelrooy
“I put him into an sbc”
“Thats van nisterism”
by Wild Warren April 7, 2022
mugGet the Van Nisterismmug.

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.
"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
by hackneydale November 17, 2015
mugGet the Rip Van Winkle festivalmug.

Van Ginkeled

When an NFL team is victimized by a big play from linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel of the Miami Dolphins.
The Washington Commanders got Van Ginkeled for a pick six yesterday against the Miami Dolphins.
by Taekwondoka December 4, 2023
mugGet the Van Ginkeledmug.

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