fing your ring

To finger oneself due to complete boredom. An action of time wasting for want of better things to do.

I'm so bored! What am I gonna do today?
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.

by steelsupply July 17, 2013

The Ohio Red Ring

When you get ridiculously drunk and run a train on all of your brothers friends

Oh god their so drunk their about to do the Ohio red ring !

by The first toe December 31, 2022

Ringing off the hook

When your phone gets a shitload of calls.

Person 1: My phone was ringing off the hook at work today!

by TheGamer675 January 8, 2018

Maidstonian Ring of Fire

An act performed by members of Maidstone Grammar School in the science department in which someone takes a Bunsen Burner and shoves it into their anal cavity, turns it to roaring mode and melts the area. Is usually performed in room 69.

Louis tried the Maidstonian Ring of Fire and he hasn't been able to walk properly since!

by stevendawson August 10, 2021

SOFOS NIGGA RING

WHEN NIGGA SOFOS IS ON A GOOFY AHH HOLIDAY AND GETS PERMA RINGED BY HIS MASTER FOFOS THEN HE CRIES AND SENTS ILLEGAL GOOFY SILLY CONCUSSIVE RAMBACULLOUS ELECTRIFIED DEATH THREAST CAUSE HE IS BITCHLESS AND PLAYSCLASH OF CLANS ON HIS HOLIDAYS

bro i wascalling this kid and he was perma sofos nigga ringing me

by dsdqfWGwgvb April 17, 2022

ring dang doodle

A bastardization of wang dang doodle the blues song. Could be easily be used as a euphemism for "booty-call on my damn dick".

I'm gonna ring dang doodle sally tonight I think

by juanxpicante November 30, 2021

Ring around the tooth

When someone has poor oral hygiene. As a result of not brushing their teeth a yellow to orangish coloration near the gum line has appeared.

I was on a date with this handsome guy. When he started talking all I could see was ring around the tooth. I couldnt stop looking praying he did not try and kiss me!

by Nyabingi Essence December 27, 2018