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Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.
Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!
by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010
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Jason

Jason is just a really amazing guy who has calm voice, works out, and enjoys his life with friends and family, he likes to play for example apex legends and another game genshin impact, people think he is weirdo because he is in a good way, he loves to joke around, play true or dare, listens to three tons of Metallica, loves to ft with friends, watches the office, he is the type of that when you date him, you won’t regret being with him, he is a true gentlemen, treats everything with respect, and he also has a ig which you should follow- jasonzxf_
Girl 1- Jason FaceTime today, he is amazing

Girl 2- of course he is Jason
by Jxsonthepunpkingking August 2, 2021
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Jason An

OVERLY dramatic girl who likes Asians.

Scandalous and watches GAY PORN.

Became straight after being disgusted of.. GAY PORN !

Who actually enjoys 2girls1cup.

Pees in a cup. ANd probably but HOPEFULLY not drink it

his screen name is mY sN has HIV
Ew, it's JASON !

OH MY GOSH, I SEE JASON. -fangirlscream-

Damni: Let's eat Jason An.
by damni June 20, 2009
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Jason Quach

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Jason Quach is 💅
by Anonymous1392 March 27, 2022
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Jason

the most confusing guy ever if you tell him you like him he will tell you he isn’t ready for a relationship but months later he’s ready for nudes and he’s probably using you for satisfaction and nothing more
Jason is a ass face
by urm0mschesthair November 21, 2021
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jason

a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.
omg its Jason watch out
by kbruinink September 21, 2021
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Jason

May not always be on the same page, but will always be there for you. True best friend.
I'm feeling so low, I think I need Jason
by anonymous March 10, 2024
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