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Goon

Lots of definitions but in the UK means, muppet, idiot, sucker(US)

used to tease someone in a joke/flirtatious way
Eg. Him: “nawww your so cute uno x😍”
Her: “haha ur such a goon X”
by Yosupfam September 9, 2018
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ahh my goon

a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them
friend 1: i had sex with my mom

me: ahh my goon
by Shakande July 20, 2023
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Moon gooning

A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
Hey me and the guys are going moon gooning tonight, wanna join in?
by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Similar to gooning;

Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.

Often completed in groups.

Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.

Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!
by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023
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Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.
“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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Gooning

An adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude.
Person 1: "Hey bro what're you gonna do at the FNAF movie premiere"
Person 2: "I plan on gooning the entire length of it!"
Person 1: "Person 2... we need to talk"
by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado November 26, 2023
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the goon

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person
Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy
by anxxss November 3, 2022
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