by Bromandude75 March 12, 2023
One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
by michaelas Wazowski February 06, 2021
Something that is so undeniably empty that it becomes as valuable as dirt.
May be used adequately in formal and non formal environments
May be used adequately in formal and non formal environments
“Jamarr: Yo pass me the grinder so I can roll up another wood”
“Lenny: Nah cuz that shit dirt empty”
“Lenny: Nah cuz that shit dirt empty”
by BBC Commander July 28, 2021
Adam: Yo Brain, I just heard that Sharon dropped a sticky dirt bomb on her way to work, is she okay?
Brain: *sigh* I'm not sure
Brain: *sigh* I'm not sure
by thanos clap May 15, 2020
someone who will fuck you out of hundreds of dollars for something that should only cost you a couple of dollars . or trick you into paying them to fix and or repair something for way over the estimated cost should be .
home owner : hey i need some plumbing fixed in my basement my pipes are leaking
contractor : ooh OK let me have a look well it looks like you need to pay 3000 dollars for a new water system and stuff .
home owner : well let me think about ill get back to you soon ............. wow what a dirty dirt digglin daryl he is thats way over priced .
contractor : ooh OK let me have a look well it looks like you need to pay 3000 dollars for a new water system and stuff .
home owner : well let me think about ill get back to you soon ............. wow what a dirty dirt digglin daryl he is thats way over priced .
by slick over weight willy August 02, 2014
When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!
Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.
Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?
Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.
Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?
Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021