Austin

Austin is a big Christian that will treat any girl the right way. He treats girls with names that start with K or J. He has sweet brown eyes and sandy blonde hair. He may curse a little too much but he try’s to stop because you (his girlfriend) asked him to.

I asked Austin to ______ and he did it as soon as he could.

by SlothCris September 7, 2019

austin hobbs

he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy

he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle

he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him

austin hobbs is a cool dude

lana is gonna marry austin hobbs

by babychild June 25, 2021

callum austin

a young man with a large cock , bit of a cunt but u cant help but love him

bloody hell are you talking to callum austin

by shitfacexoxoxo January 6, 2022

Austin

(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot

Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.

by NotAustinReallyGuys January 31, 2023

Austin

Someone who will touch your 8-year-old sister without permission and will not admit that he did

"Austin, why did you touch my sister?"

by Yousef Elhendy November 28, 2019

Austin

Austin is a blonde guy who likes hollow knight and is physically incapable of 3 things,
1: waiting patiently for silksong
2: eating a popsicle normally
3: having a civil conversation without saying kys

guys hlep austin just sent a picture of hte back of my head to me i think hes behind me

by Tobi4s March 2, 2022

Austin Tucker Ashley

A fat ass little kid who gets treated like a baby and is 9 years old and 198 pounds.

He is so fucking fat he must be a Austin Tucker Ashley

by nahta wrld February 8, 2022