A Colorado Summer

A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.

"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."

"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."

by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022

summerize

To make a brief report regarding da "dog days" of June, July, and August.

I attended youth-camp, went swimming, ate watermelon, collected fireflies, and rode my bike on woods-trails. That pretty much summerizes it, I think.

by QuacksO April 23, 2022

Summer

Summer is the mum friend. She is kind and caring and one of the kindest people you could ever meet. Summer is extremely hard working, when they are determined to do something they will do it. Summers can be shy at first but when they get angry they are not afraid to yell.

Person 1: Wow that person us so hardworking and amazing
Person 2: Yeah she is probably a Summer

by Ivory Leaves November 18, 2020

Ann Summers

The mother of your wife's South Asian ex-bang, who instigated your son's penis exemption from being a gentile, and lingers in the the background of you.

I still have my Ann Summers. Shish.

by Fievel Vertowitz June 3, 2018

Summer

Summer is the time for doing nothing and laying around because there is no school :)

Gosh, I’m so happy it’s summer so I can lay around and chill.

by Mexican dog chichi July 21, 2018

Summer Feet

When summer comes and you walk outside barefoot often enough that you form a rough protective layer of skin on the bottom of your feet.

If you'd walked barefoot enough to get your summer feet you wouldn't have hurt yourself walking on that gravel.

by CeNedra26 April 12, 2023

Summer (Girl Name)

Summer, a woman who is usually active with her friends, everyone usually knows her as emo, or furry. Somehow, every summer is associated with LGBTQ+. Summer is also kind, and has loyal friends/bf.

Summer (Girl Name) is kind but she’s a furry.

by HeftyLefty12 August 4, 2023