shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole August 13, 2008

Smittybar

While in the act of Smittyfingering your partner, he or she deficates and you eat it.

The last Smittybar I had was not only filling and loaded with nuts it was sugarless

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

smittylick-stick

When a male and 2 females are in engaged in sex the male has anal sex with 1 female he pulls out and the other female licks and sucks his penis

I smittylick-sticked my girlfriend and her mom last night

by The Smitty Family March 1, 2009

Smitty

Shocked; In Awe; Starstruck

" Girl, them boys was smitty when we was walkin down the street"

"My mama is so smitty over her new boyfriend"

by band_geek May 5, 2009

shittyboo

(n.) A slang term used to express one's feeling of intense excitement or urge to flop an individual's hand at light speed motion.

(n.) A term used to express emotion. Preferably used with scrunching of the fingers in a down to up direction with a minor fist shake.

Georgette plays peekaboo with Gunther while Gunther searches for apartments.

Gunther: "Ahh...SHITTYBOO!"

Georgette: " -little laugh- "

See Mooshibooboo

by Fantasia Winterfield May 8, 2009

shittyits

Drunk and stupid people or behavior

"you guys are a bunch of god damm shittyits", "After that funnel, hes gonna acting like a shittyit".

by burnside4202 June 10, 2009