Spermahol

The thing that spermaholics carve so relentlessly. Spermahol differs from sperm quite radically, as it is consumed in copious amounts and it more often than not extracted from the ball-sacks of five or more human males and/or other male animals.

Jen: My name is Jen Shappapori, and I'm a spermaholic, I can't live without spermahol.

by NOIMNOTGODBUTTHANKSFORASKING July 7, 2010

Spermanent

When one's actions lead to a permanent, unpleasant, stain.

OH CRAP! THAT STAIN IS GOING TO BE SPERMANENT!

by air4ever January 3, 2011

spermling

a sonlike figure

come her my spermling...refering to robert,but jokinly meanig my son.

by ceej5000 November 14, 2010

Sperm Cradle

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.

I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle

by cjstoney January 16, 2011

sperm danish

Derogatory reference to someone into whom another has ejaculated, often unexpectedly. Counterintuitively, does not refer to an actual danish (for that, see illegal danish ) .

Yeah, I heard he came in her. She's such a sperm danish.

by EleventhHour April 24, 2011

sperm jockey

some one who buys,collects,hordes,etc sperm,someone can really be a jockey for anything

sean watson and mike hagen were makin fun of that sperm jockey chode face carter adams

that kid carter adams is sucha sperm jockey

by Mike-and-Sean124321234 December 12, 2011

Sperm Tails

When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.

Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot

by Arex Wrong September 11, 2011