Simp HQ

Twitch headquarters.

- Some chick got dicked live on Twitch and only got a seven day ban, whereas I got permabanned because some rando yelled the gamer word over the mic.
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?

by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred November 5, 2022

Simp Bait

One who hits on their friends to draw attention, allowing others to flirt, so a simp can be found.

I am simp bait so Rio can find a simp.

by Handy_manny69 December 25, 2020

Tom Simp

a siml

damn he’s a tom simp x

by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021

Fiat simp

A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.

Janet Yellen is the worst fiat simp.

by GasMachine February 22, 2021

ani-simp

someone who simps for anime characters. like me lmao

sara: i have 5 posters of kurapika in my bathroom so i can look at his hotness everyday
bob: its being an ani-simp for me

by deez n-nuts April 9, 2021

Quit Simping

A brand created by YouTuber Evan Sousa to tell the younger generation to chase their dreams instead of girls who you aren’t even dating yet

Friend: “yo I’m gonna go hang with Becca tonight instead of the boys”
Boys: Quit Simping bro...

by Smallppalex April 10, 2021

Chinese Simp

Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.

Karen is a Chinese Simp.
Omg, I am not a Chinese Simp.

by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021