Canadian Shooting Range

When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.

Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?

by bmf85 December 6, 2022

Dookie Shoot

a mixed drink, patron (or everclear) and vodka with a dab of chocolate liquer!!!

Let me get that dookie shoot on the rocks.

by dirtydrinkerofstuff100 February 18, 2009

Shoot

Kind of like "shart", but for women....who can't seem to say the word fart and insist on using the word toot.

I was at a party and thought I had to toot, but instead I shoot-ed. Took an hour to air out my soiled panties.

Sorry I shoot-ed while we were having sex...

by gobroberts October 8, 2018

Australia Mass Shooting

Strictest gun regulations on the planet guys. So... You know they are going to cry anti-semitism. He hated the Jews cus he ain'ted the Jews.

Hym "Australia Mass Shooting if more proof that stricter gun regulations do nothing to stop people from murdering you. Maybe you could try not weaponizing schizophrenia and stealing people's shit. OR... Maybe if you weren't such lying, obnoxious piece of shit... Maybe you would get murdered less. I don't know. I don't ever get murdered. That's not a problem I ever have. Clearly I'm doing something right. Conversely, if I do get murder while the Deadman switch is armed... You all will likely also get murdered. So that's good at least. Either way, let's go ahead and get the anti-anti-semitism rhetoric going. He hated the Jews for no reason! He had no good reason to hate the Jews or kill anyone! There is no reason to murder and there is even less reason to kill Jews. Unless you're trying to shift the demographics so that their are more hot Jewish women available. That's literally the only good reason to do it! But that I don't think is why they did it."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

shoot above the rim

To shoot someone in the head or neck, the rim meaning the collar bone. Anything above the collar bone would be above the rim.

“Pop out just like a ghost with that big stick watch what I do to him,

send a bitch to the lord boy imma let them bullets uber him,

you know I shoot above the rim”

by Skreet knee gah February 8, 2025

Shooting games

Games that girls hate

Girl: UGH, STOP TALKING ABOUT SHOOTING GAMES!!

by no no no no no no November 21, 2020