Ball Slapping

When a man's Bollocks slap against his thigh.

"That is a weird slapping noise." Omigod! He is ball slapping (horrified look)

by OGDuckSquadOGAsianInvasian December 13, 2015

scrapping

Masturbating

I was up half the night scrapping to Brazillian scat porn.

by Jojo Weiss October 5, 2009

Slapped around

Fingering a female

I slapped around with Anna the other night!

by Alotofhotdogs September 19, 2016

bag slapper

1)One who slaps his bag at work. 2)AKA:Ray Klapper

Bag slapper really knows how to fuck off at work.

by Jabber September 14, 2003

Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.

Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step ,stool.
MING-MING; Nice.

by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011

Knee Slapper

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.


2)said after something funny and stupid happens.

1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"



2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"

by dhawk123 March 8, 2009

slappy martin

this has the same definition as a slappy dave but can be used as an alternative.

Aussie Jewel is so hot, I bet she loves the slappy martin.

by mortpig July 7, 2004