by Yo-momma123 December 08, 2016
Person 1: Ay yo, you want some Oreo salad?
Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?
Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?
by Autree April 02, 2017
When a girl does not shave her pubic hair and she has her period and getting it all on her hair, thus making it as crispy as a potato chip.
by Traviseatsdick April 19, 2015
Jeff: "yo man I ran out of weed and can't make any edibles. You got anything to fuck us up?"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"
by R3DFluXx March 29, 2018
A 2020's United States democrat that keeps their team alarmed & angry thru the continuous serving of fake narratives.
I'm still dizzy from this salad spinner's propaganda these last 2 years on gender, the police, and ethnicity. Hysteria is now the norm -- I guess this is what the progressives mean by the "new normal."
by Mess E. Jessie April 28, 2021
When someone throws up on a woman’s vagina during sex. The bologna being the Vagina and the salad being the Vomit.
by Celeste Alabaster January 31, 2020
by IAMDgod December 01, 2016