runner

A response to a statement or action that had a negative affect. In place of the words crap, shoot, darn, whatever, who cares, etc.

I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT, RUNNER. OR THE GAME QUIT WORKING, RUNNER!

by Bryce Barker August 4, 2020

ringer

Phone

"Bing my ringer",
To text someone on their phone

Person A: "I have to shower brb"
Person B: "Aight we'll get litty afterwards then famio"
Person B: "bing my ringer xd"

"You want my digits? Bing my ringer!"
In this scenario, the person doesn't want to give you their number & tells you to text a non-existent phone number (which could actually be theirs). You can't text (bing) their phone (ringer) without their number (digits), essentially rejecting you in one phrase.

by baked af September 21, 2020

runners film

The white stuff that forms on your lips while running

I had a bad case of runners film after my run today. I wiped my lips with a napkin after, and there was a lot of film that came off.

by MSBulldog70 October 29, 2020

runner

to do a secific task for a paticular job

you go runner

by 201HH November 25, 2020

rutger

A "rutger" is a super cool dude. He's also very nice and overall just a nice guy.

for example:

Hey bro where's "rutger"

idk but a nice dude

by 69poopie December 9, 2020

runner upper

A “crew chief” that cannot fly with the aircraft that he’s supposed to be in charge of. A total loser, a stepping mat. A loser.

Look at that 15R over there, he’s such a runner upper. Don’t forget to salute your pilot!

by borinchulo December 18, 2020

Runner's Tumor

This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.

Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!

by breadakita December 21, 2020