road rules

A MTV show shown on monday nights where six 18-24 year olds ride around in a winny, follow clues, perform missions, and reach a handsome reward.

Away Message= road ruling it (meaning watching road rules)

by Amy July 17, 2003

Jacob's road

Fillled to the brim with pedophilia and sodomy; a favorite hangout for all of South Texan child molesters.

Stay the fuck away from Jacob's road:lest ye be sodomized.

by Stokido July 5, 2009

road head

checking your blackberry while driving home in the dark and your eyes have gone bad

John Edwards drove his car off a bridge while giving road head.

by Not Merkin November 7, 2006

fashion road kill

This is a term used when someone, usually a girl wears an item of clothing that is tacky, cheap and just plain wrong.

Q) What is she wearing?, the colour is crap and it's 3 sizes too small.

a) Fashion Road Kill

by Natalie August 10, 2004

inattentive to the road's needs

The official reason the chicken crossed the road.

After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclusive diagnosis "the chicken unknowingly committed a grave error, transitting from its permitted location to an unsanctioned area, pathologically and permanently violating the delicate psyche of the highly sensitized patient, because it was perceived as an inconsiderate act and extremely inattentive to the Road's needs. Alas, the patient is destined to be similarly crossed by many, if not most, of those it may expect to encounter in the future."

by texlex61 January 30, 2009

Gun Hill Road

A cesspit of voilence and teen pregnancy. Located in northern Bronx, it is best known for "Buck 50's" and "40's"

Mother: Why did you move to Gun Hill Road?
Me: . . .

by The Urbanette February 27, 2009

taking the high road

an idiom meaning to ignore idiots that run their mouths as you walk away

'taking the high road' examples are:

example1
idiot1: YOU SUCK YOU DIRTY WHORE!

mature girl: whatever *yawns*

example 2
idiot2: DO SOMETHING YOU PUSSY BITCH!

mature guy: i dont take orders from morons

by gargafrakmon August 23, 2007