Sprinkler Queef

That moment when your lawn sprinklers go on and they let out a bunch of air from the pipes.

Man, what was that sound in your yard? Oh, no worries that was just the sprinklers going off, they send a sprinkler queef to get the air out.

by FL_Roadkill May 2, 2015

Chief Queef

When a queefing competition takes place and the winner is the chief of queefs. AKA cheif queefs

1 guy: Damn did you hear who won?
2 guy: maytal big lips?
3 guy: u know who came in last place?
4 guy: Klierer

5: yea he’s sooo not the chief queef

by The- chiefs- of queefs August 16, 2021

Brain Queef

Equlivent of a 'brain fart'

Damn, i just had a brain queef

by NOH8 May 29, 2009

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

Splooge Queef

the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.

I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.

by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011

mental queef

A small brain fart.

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"

by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011

squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011