by Leif_Erickson March 02, 2009
A switch fitted to the inside back of our heads (possibly placed there by aliens) which will be operated when a certain amount of alcoholic beverages have been consumed. Once the "pig switch" has been operated, a man's behaviour will become very erratic, generally he will cease drinking with his buddies and go on a mission to get laid with any female that says "yes". As a rule of thumb, these females will be ugly in the extreme.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.
Ben: What happened to you last night Bluey? You were there drinking with us and then all of a sudden you dissapeared.
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker
by ulb remorse October 21, 2009
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by Madmann June 03, 2009
The act of pulling the skin of the nut sack up and over the penis, completely covering it. Often bending or coiling of the meat is necessary. Easiest when the scrotum is at full stretch capabilities.
"Pig in a blankettt"
by Das Dota September 03, 2009
Derived from the Latin 'Bappus Pigdogius horribilus.' A derogetory term used to describe females blessed with large robust front bumpers but in a bizzar twist of fate ended up with faces like the back end of a mangled meat truck. In certain situations the face could be reasonable but the short stubby legs, or tats on the forarm make them suitable candidates. Often overweight and seen munching on pies. Their natural habitat is dark and dingy pubs and clubs where they prey on hapless inebriated gentlemen.
'That lass you pulled in the club last night she was as rough as fuck but goodness to betsy what a crackin set, a real Bap Pig mate.'
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by Burgo May 23, 2006
A police officer who drives in excess of the speed limit allowing ordinary motorists to speed up and follow behind him without getting pulled over.
Dad: You made it home quickly, son.
Son: Yeah, I scored a spot behind a flying pig so I made it back in record time.
Son: Yeah, I scored a spot behind a flying pig so I made it back in record time.
by 77bigs77 June 09, 2009