Pussy Face 

Leaving the house after going down on a girl without washing your face.

Are you really going to work with pussy face?

Pussy Face by Jackfererer February 14, 2017

pussy drought 

A period of time when a male, specifically a faggot, cannot receive any pussy from a woman or fat chick. This does not apply to people who have never received pussy, since there cannot be a drought if something was never there to begin with.

(See Floppy definition #7)

Guy 1- "Hey is Ben still in that pussy drought?"

Guy 2- "No, he couldn't be because he never got any pussy to begin with."

pussy drought by TrendMaster June 10, 2009

Pussy you won't 

The fastest way to get somebody to do something you want them to do.

Usually used by complete tools.

Guy 1: But dude... I don't wanna jump off my roof without a parachute.
Guy 2: Pussy you won't.
Guy 1: *Sigh...* Fine.

Pussy you won't by RawrItsPanda November 12, 2009

Pussy Cow 

An animal which Cal Worthinton of Cal Worthington Ford refers to within a jingle about selling automobiles.

"if you wanna buy a truck.... PUSSY COW!!!!"

Pussy Cow by Anonymous February 10, 2003

pussy wipped 

(pronoun) a state of being where a male has forfeited his rights, belongings, and testicles to a female that controls his livelyhood.

That girl owns him, he is soo pussy wipped.

pussy wipped by Chris Smith October 4, 2003

Pussy on the chainwax 

Originally cited in the eponymous Key and Peele sketch, it means "to handle with efficiency and skill more than equal to a given challenge creating a much improved situation esp. while causing discomfort and humiliation to individuals obstructing such improvements".

The likely etymology being that waxing a pussy (singular) would merely require wax (and patience). If one were to create a device capable of waxing pussies (multiple) in chained succession, then surely to use such a device on a single pussy would create several effects: 1. the pussy in question would be quickly, effectively and likely painfully waxed (thus improving the situation vis-a-vis 70s bush) 2. Those who might have obstructed such an endeavor would be soundly defeated and publicly humiliated

A:"You take care of that shit?"
B:"Yo, I put that pussy on the chainwax, son!

C:"Motherf@ckers keep trippin' up in this bitch, and I'ma have to put that pussy on the chainwax!"

Pussy on the chainwax by The Iron Pimp December 20, 2013

Pussy Plastered 

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.

"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"

Pussy Plastered by camitee May 31, 2011