do i look like i fukin know

a phrase used when not knowing your opinion on something

1: hey what do you think of ____
2: do I look like I fukin know

by do i look like i fukin know November 22, 2019

My foot hurts and I don't know why

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.

Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022

Wait I think I know who joe is

“Wait I think I know who joe is” is a random joke used during…. Idk….

Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joe… wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama

Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no it’s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz

by Geloite the Protogen January 17, 2022

Oh you don't know what karlson is?

Something louder than anything and whishlist karlson so it will be release

Dani:Oh you don't know what karlson is?
Its was at this moment that he knew.
He fucked up

by Mamanams August 7, 2021

do you know the tragadey of darth plaugies the wise

Ironic he could save others from death but not himself sheev palpatine

do you know the tragadey of darth plaugies the wise

by @therealSheevPalpatine January 15, 2018

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.

…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

why does she want to know my height

She might be wondering what you ‘D’ size is and wants to find out, but is too shy to asks.

Her-“Hey Cameron, how tall are you?”

Him-“Oh Im 5’9”
Her-“Nice”
Him in mind-(Why does she want to know my height?)

by Rose_12 October 4, 2021