beer snob

Someone who is anal picky about their beer, rather than the fact that it's beer. Period.
Friend "Hey lets get some coors light!"

Snob "Psh, thats like 4%, AND I don't like the taste."

Friend "WTF? Its beer, what are you whining about?"

Snob "Whatever! I want my special beer!"

Friend "You're a freaking beer snob. You don't get any beer now."
by koihoshi July 15, 2006
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beer hockey

A drinking game in which participants have a can (or bottle) of beer in front of them and each take turns spinning a quarter. Whoever spins the quarter calls out the name of one of the players, everyone except for the person who's name has been called covers their beer with no more than 2 fingers. The chosen person then attempts to flick the quarter and hit an opponents beer. If the beer is hit, everyone takes their beer off the table (suds off the table) and the person who hit the beer spins the quarter, during the duration of spin the person whos beer was hit must chug their beer (during this any player can attempt to keep the quarter spinning). If the drinker finishes his/her beer whilst the quarter is spinning they can inact "instant revenge" by slaming their empty beer can on the quarter. Whoever last touched the quarter must drink in the same quarter spinning fashion.

If one hits more than one beer in one flick, they are then "on fire". When one is on fire they can hit the quarter whenever they please even if their name isnt called. This continues until the on fire person misses a shot.

Some rules-
1. You have only 3 tries to get the quarter spinning on your turn, if you fail to do this your beer goes in the penalty box (center of the table) for one turn, during that turn you cannot block your beer.

2. In order to successfully inact Instant Revenge your beer MUST be empty (anoyone can challenge the emptyness by test shaking the can) and MUST land on top of the qurter trapping it underneath the recently killed beer.

3. You may not block your beer before a name is called, or you brew will be put in the penalty box.

4. No touching or moving your beer during active play. Penalty- One drink or penalty box

5. If you do not take your suds off the table when a beer is hit you must take a drink.

6. If you spill your beer for whatever reason you must "Zamboni" the spilled drink, which is placing your mouth to the table and sucking it all up.

7. Get wasted

Hey ladies, wanna play some beer hockey?
by d hunt October 29, 2007
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beer nuts

Beer getting spilled in your crotch area and it looks like you have pissed your pants.
"I'd go talk to her but john spilled his beer on me and gave me beer nuts."
by Matthew S January 17, 2007
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beer salad

A drinking game where you take the first 3 food items you see, throw them in a bowl, pour a beer over it, and eat it.
Bro 1- Frosted mini wheats, grilled cheese, and bananas
Bro 2- Covered in beer? That's terrible!
Bro 1- I'm not eating this beer salad
by Carlo Von Sexron April 28, 2014
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beered-up

Having a belly full of beer and a mind that's just as liquid. Being drunk on beer and stupid at the same time.
Bob was so beered-up that he tripped on his own feet and fell face-first into the fireplace while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment.
by Ranger Wordsmith April 22, 2015
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wheezing the beer

Snorting beer through your nose at such speed that the beer is gone in seconds.
Wow, Kenny really likes wheezing the beer on Friday nights.
by Darcieee! November 10, 2008
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beer-laden

Contemporary term used to descibe any beer that contains a high alcohol content. Usually denoting a premium lager like Stella. (Portsmouth)

Obviously too much stella leads to violence, hence the reference to that naughty terrorist, Monsieur BinLaden. Similar to the term shant

Coined by Shilly.
'Oi Shilly, fancy getting a few Beer-Laden's down us?'
by benny836 March 18, 2007
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