Oliver

A sexual introvert, afraid of everybody. Only cares about grades - believes that his year 7 test results will determine his success in life.

Also has a tiny penis

In a party

Person 1: Omg hes such an oliver
Person 2: I know right, hes just hiding in the corner

by truguy69420 March 26, 2019

Oliver

Stupid idiot who thinks he knows about quantum physics.

Ugh your such an Oliver

by OpalLotus January 15, 2020

Oliver

Gay British boy, usually sad and doesn’t speak much. Likes reading and baking. Very quiet but very nice. Mostly has dark/black hair and green or blue eyes (maybe both) try’s to Burry feelings of homosexuality. Probs asexual. Gets flustered when called Ollie. Prob has freckles, but not alot

Klaus: hey Ollie :)
Oliver: *internal screaming* hey

by Steph pie June 10, 2022

Oliver

Gay British boy, usually sad and doesn’t speak much. Likes reading and baking. Very quiet but very nice. Mostly has dark/black hair and green or blue eyes (maybe both) try’s to Burry feelings of homosexuality. Probs asexual. Gets flustered when called Ollie.

Klaus: hey Ollie :)
Oliver: 😳

by Steph pie June 10, 2022

Oliver

Oliver is a person with a massive cock he is super smart and brilliant he is also a sigma with a crazy good jawline
everyone loves him he is a great person he pulls all the bitches and he is super funny.

"person" Oh i love Oliver
"girl usually a man tho" have you seen how big his cock is

by smallcockdaniel June 13, 2024

Oliver

He is weak and will take bit can never back up what he says. He is the worst.

Ugh its Oliver I need to hide before he says hi.

by CJ gamerJoJo February 27, 2019

oliver

a short feeble individual who will eat anything you give him and is a cutie pie abb.

damn we're at chilis right now i really wish we had an oliver with us.

by antifungus April 23, 2025