Perjury Machine

A$AP Relli; a person who continuously perjurers themselves while testifying in court

“Relli is the ‘perjury machine’” - Joe Tacopina (A$AP Rocky trial)

by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025

Dialysis Machine

What they call a car diagnostic machine in the ghetto.

mannnnnnnnnnn mah '72 cutlass be up on dat dialysis machine to see whut wrong wit it

by g000le April 18, 2011

The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....

That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...

by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022

the big gay machine

The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)

You are the big gay.
Hey, at least I'm not The Big Gay Machine

by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020

Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

by jamlew12 November 3, 2016

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020