Johnny Appleweed

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?

by gnostic3 August 02, 2020

Johnny-five

To separate, take apart or dismantle something into its different parts.

I'm bout' to Johnny-five this motherF**ker.

by July 08, 2024

Johnny Crackleseed

A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear

Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.

by Qbinking February 01, 2025

Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get

Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke

by Mad dog watchers November 19, 2023

Johnny Lawrence

Johnny Lawrence is an attractive dude from the karate kid.

He is the father of Robby Keene

The boyfriend of Me

“Hey Johnny Lawrence! Isn’t that the dude from the karate kid that you have a crush on”

by allisonreynoldsishot June 11, 2022

Jax/Johnny day

Jax/Johnny day is a day for our beloved Jax/Johnny out there. This day is their special day which is 17 of September.

Friend one: hey dude! I heard it’s Jax’s day

Friend two: I know! That’s why I got this JJBA figure for them!

Friend three: what’s Jax day?

Friend one: Jax/Johnny day is a day for our beloved Jax/Johnny out there. This day is their special day which is 17 of September.

by Cannio and Emi September 16, 2020

Johnny Padilla

Small meat with big feet who is a baller

Johnny Padilla is a baller

by WHITEMANS November 06, 2019