Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue

Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

chubby noodle

A chubby noodle is what Mike Pence gets when he thinks of twinks.

Mike Pence wasn't initially interested in the vice presidency, but Donald Trump promised him an introduction to Billy Bush and Pence got a chubby noodle.

by kafe November 28, 2016

Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret

"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

by Ian sarain August 12, 2021

Noodle

A long, skinny type of limp dick.

I want a chode not a "noodle".(Girl from high school)

by The Fancy Futa October 31, 2018

Japanese Pan Noodles

The art of eating any noodles, oriental usually, out of a womans ass

Yeah, I gave her some japanese pan noodles and she went crazy!

by Darren Pierce April 21, 2011

nicky noodles

Trousers, (American) Pants

Just going to pop off my nicky noodles!

by LL0k3 March 22, 2017

Snot Noodle

A noodle like snot projection resulting from a sneeze.

Did you see that kid over there? He sneezed a six inch Snot Noodle!

by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021