nessyed

“You’ve been Nessy-ed!” is the term used when you unwittingly make eye-contact with the person in the office that tells repetitive stories in a mono-tone voice. You have already heard the stories several times during the course of the morning and have waited until given the all-clear by your colleagues that it is now safe to enter the kitchen. Too late, she has already spied you and you are now drawn into the mind-numbing adventures of caravans, mini-cooper rallies, pet chiwawa, not forgetting the recent perilous tales of having cortisone injections into her frozen shoulder. This experience is comparable to stories of water-torture endured during during the 16th Century.

“Oooooo I bin ‘avin terrible trouble wiv me’ shoulder..!” Help! I've been Nessyed

by funnyas May 21, 2009

Nastybwai

A person who is capable of inflicting absurd amounts of unnecessary and sometimes overzealous abstract acts or actions intended to serve a higher but mostly uncomprehendable purpose.

He's just doing his thing, he's a nastybwai.

You just dont get it yeah? It's the nastybwai vibe.

Why is he being such a Nastybwai about this?

Girl beware, that boy is a nastybwai.

To tap that booty, you gotta be a nastybwai about it.

Wat's up nastybwai?

by kickin da habit. March 25, 2010

Nasty Helen

When a pig bends the cleaning lady over the commode and slams her in the ass while she simultaneously plunges out last night's raw stoppage.

I really love to splt those cheeks wide open, but that shit is nasty helen.

by Hopeless Cornhole November 17, 2010

Nasty Martini

1/2 vodka, 1/2 gin, dirtied, double olive, one onion.

"Barkeep! Make me one Nasty Martini!"

"Bartender, I'd like a Martini. Oh, and could you make it Nasty?"

by snix65 January 11, 2013

nasty look

A insulting look sent by harsh people

I wanna insult that weirdo by giving a nasty look

by Daxepti0n March 3, 2016

nasty galll

someone who has their weave in for too long and it stank like ass whenever they move

A: have you seen shaniqua yet?
B: no... you mean have you smelt her. she had that same weave in for 8 1/2 months
A: OOOUUU!! i just thought she has not taken any shower since birth
B: she a nasty galll
A: you got that right boo boo

by j0shuam0rris November 17, 2016

Nasty Patty

A girls vagina that is extra double supreme NASTY

Mary has a Nasty Patty

by Adam Morrison August 31, 2017