Mum

A person who loves unconditionally. A character builder and heart healer. The maker and keeper of wonderful memories.

The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world
by Thebestchild March 21, 2020
mugGet the Mummug.

mum

a person who washes your bum when you were a child
malmon :mum

lenarmac :yes

malmon: time wash me bum
by lecar December 6, 2021
mugGet the mummug.

Your mum

Your mum is awesome
by Idk asshole August 8, 2020
mugGet the Your mummug.

ur mum

ur mum
by Aaron GD January 17, 2019
mugGet the ur mummug.

Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.
Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*
by Morganfr33farm May 29, 2018
mugGet the Ur mum public goodmug.

Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
mugGet the Clive Kent's Fucking Mummug.

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