boner muffin

When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.

Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

by SchmiddyMaster May 12, 2016

muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 29, 2017

stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.

I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin

by stripezandsparklez February 5, 2017

steamy muffin

The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"

Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?

by Manslut5000 October 6, 2013

squiggle muffin

Everything in the world yet nothing at the same time, the ultimate word

She is everything to me, she is my squiggle muffin

by rockerchic2796 February 27, 2011

Funky muffin

A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.

It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.

"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"

by omo_chao June 15, 2023

Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?

Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin

by I luv dogs June 27, 2023